All puns aside, the NFL's opening round of games was no stranger to the blowout (apologies to Tom Brady), with six teams prevailing by 16 or more points, many with even greater a margin.
Week two figures to be a much less lopsided slate of games. Five of the six teams that won big now face a spread of -3.5 or fewer (With the lone exception of Pittsburgh, who will play a beat up Browns team Sunday night on NBC). The game that has NFL pundits talking is the Monday night matchup between a rejuvenated Donovan McNabb's Eagles and the NFC favorite Dallas Cowboys. Both teams blew past their week one opponents without blinking but will now square off against each other in Dallas.
Indianapolis at Minnesota
Vikings defense looked helpless against Aaron Rodgers. Not a single turnover was forced by the allegedly much improved unit lead by newcomer Jared Allen, nor were they able to muster a single sack. The result allowed the Favre fill-in to complete 82% of his passes en route to his first win as a starter.
Peyton Manning might have had a rough outing against Lovie Smith's Bears but don't count on him to falter in back to back weeks. IND 31, MIN 19
Atlanta at Tampa Bay
Matt Ryan and Michael Turner give the Falcons a whole new look, but can they sustain their success? Tampa put up good rushing numbers in week one between Earnest Graham and Warrick Dunn, and Jeff Garcia was back to his old self, completing 24 passes for 221 yards. Ironically, it was the defense that crippled them in their loss to the Saints.
Tampa Bay faced a man of Turner's size in practice for years when Mike Alstott was bruising goal line defenses for John Gruden and predecessor Tony Dungy. Problem is, Alstott didn't run a 4.49 40 yard dash. Turner romps and Ryan has a blip but stays solid. ATL 24, TB 21
Chicago at Carolina
Both teams are coming off surprising week one victories. Jake Delhomme looked to be fully recovered from Tommy John surgery in a come from behind victory in San Diego, and the Bears pulled off the upset Sunday night in Indianapolis.
Bears D carried them against the Colts but it was the running game's recovery from Benson-itis that helped the Bears hold on to the win. Panthers held LaDanian Tomlinson to 97 yards on the ground, which could give the Bears cause for concern by the fact that Carolina will be able to put more men in the box against the Bears' weak passing offense. Forte manages only 70-80 yards on the ground but Bears forced turnovers put them at 2-0. CHI 23, CAR 17
Green Bay at Detroit
The Aaron Rodgers Efficiency Show puts on a display against the anemic Lions defense. Rod Marinelli was hired to bring toughness to the Motor City, but one sack and 318 rushing yards allowed against the Falcons doesn't cut it. Ryan Grant runs over, through, and around the Packers' NFC North cohorts. GB 31, DET 20
NY Giants at St. Louis
Chorus: Eli is unstable. Plaxico is frail. The Giants' hopes went out the window with Strahan and Umenyiora.
Giants: Says who?
The Giants' win on Thursday may not have been pretty, but losing your top three Defensive ends isn't either. If there's one team that can handle the doubters it's the Giants. NYG 34, STL 16
New Orleans at Washington
The Redskins let Plaxico Burress run wild in the secondary on Thursday. What does that mean for the Saints? Eve
n without number one option Marques Colston, Drew Brees will carve up the paper thin 'Skins D. Washington QB Jason Campbell will hook up with his young but talented receiving corps early and often but it won't be enough as he continues to get acclimated to coach Jim Zorn's offense. NO 28, WAS 18
San Francisco at Seattle
The Niners offense was supposed to be one of the most improved units after hiring the ringleader of the Greatest Show on Turf, Mike Martz, but 13 points at home against the Cardinals isn't a good sign. Seattle, now without Maurice Morris in their already depleted offense, looks like a long shot to make the playoffs, even in the laughable NFC West. Chalk this win up to the 12th man.
SEA 19, SF 17
San Diego at Denver
Jay Cutler looked phenomenal Monday night in Oakland, throwing for 300 yards, 2 TD, and 0 INT. Emergance of rookie Eddie Royal plus the return of the suspended Brandon Marshall could be too much for the Chargers secondary to handle.
Chargers have the competitive edge after the Panthers game was snatched from their hands on a last second TD, whereas the Broncos cruised to a 41-14 win. Defense will be the tie breaker, especially given Antonio Gates' toe injury. DEN 24, SD 18
New England at NY Jets
This game was all media hype until two things happened. 1) Tom Brady's injury thrusted ex-USC backup Matt Cassell into the starting spot and 2) The Jets signed Brett Favre. It's odd how two players can completely change the outcome of a game, but then again Brady and Favre were 1-2 in MVP voting last year for a reason.
Thomas Jones hopes to put back-to-back 100 yard games together after a 101 yard performance in Miami. Pats team that had a chance to go 19-0 starts off season 1-1 after struggling to put points on the board in the Meadowlands. NYJ 24, NE 21
Philadelphia at Dallas (9/15)
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Both teams beat up on punching bags in week one but now that they face each other, the sparks will fly. Both feature balanced passing attacks, with Terrell Owens and Jason Witten leading
way for the Cowboys, and the trifecta of unlikely 100-yard heroes Hank Baskett, Greg Lewis, and rookie DeSean Jackson headlining for the Eagles, along with the wily Brian Westbrook coming out of the backfield.
The front five will need to contain Cowboys linebacker DeMarcus Ware in order to prevent Donovan McNabb from having to drift out of the pocket into injury territory. The Eagles have the potential to win, but they would need to play as close to their best as possible to hang around past halftime. Throwing into the Rams' Tye Hill and Ron Bartell is a lot different than throwing into Terrance Newman and Roy Williams at Cowboys Stadium. DAL 24, PHI 13